• froh42@lemmy.worldEnglish
      16·
      4 hours ago

      Every fucking year someone gives me a new year with a lot of promises how good the new year will be. But the only sure thing is, I’m getting older.

      I could have gotten a slightly used 1996, but nooo, I got a new 2026.

      • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialEnglish
        5·
        4 hours ago

        I can’t remember the exact line, but there’s a scene in "Groundhog Day’ where he’s in a bar and has just run five racks of pool. “I once had a vacation in the Bahamas. I swam, ate lobster for lunch, and had a date with a stewardess. Why can’t I relive that day over and over.”