This shit is so ass
There’s a coconut called Coco de Mer that looks like a butt, or more precisely like human female pelvis. Female trees produce the coconut and the male trees produce a flower that looks like a massive dong. You can’t even make this shit up.
It only grows naturally in Seychelles 🇸🇨 so it’s the national symbol, and because of that you can see this butt silhouette on literally everything, even in the Seychelles passport. Enter the country? Butt stamp in your passport.
You can’t say all that and not post pictures, so here they are.
They’re also nicknamed “coco-fesses” so “coconut butts” in English. Another fun fact: It’s the largest seed in the world.
To me, when I see this and I see they called it “pigbutt” I feel like there is a real missed opportunity here.
How do I @ a whole instance? Hexbear needs to know
I am sure my favourite little goblins know all about it.
Hear me out…
Expect more funding for deep-sea exploration soon
So someone threw his sex toy in the ocean and now scientists are going apeshit over it?
We are all just accessories to a butt. All fish are floating butts that evolved go have cool stuff around that butt.
All animals are a butt with extra stuff to make the butt butt longer and create more butts
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