RIP Spiderbro. Never forget.

Also this meme doesn’t fit. I’d be pumped if some fit girl explained spiders to me.

Jumping spiders 🤝 house centipedes

I once watched a jumping spider hunt and kill a fly on my front porch. Very cool and that fly was annoying as fuck.

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I saw a jumping spider while I was brushing my teeth, and I jumped back and she kinda cautiously prepared to run, so I said "Oh no I’m sorry lil spider I didn’t mean to scare you! You keep doing your thing, buddy! And she relaxed and then moved under the sink so I wouldn’t accidentally squish her while I brushed

I thought nothing of it until I saw her on my way the next day, and I said “Hi!” And waved, and she waved back lol

She waved back every time I saw her so I am pretty sure I made a friend/familiar

They’re real cute though. Also, smart by the spider standards, but not too smart. We once accidentally killed one because it refused to leave the kayak while on the ground, then hid somewhere, and later exhausted itself running around with nowhere to go 🥺 Maybe there was some way to save it, but I seem to also not have been smart enough

Adrian. Tchaikovsky. Children of Time.

If you don’t like spiders, he at least makes it hard to hate them.