If it could be raised enough to keep people from voting Republican the world would improve pretty damn quick!

She better hope she doesn’t get a chest cold, it won’t want to ever leave!

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Well even if I tried it and made friends with the sonsabitches my blackface paint job would wash off the first rain and give me away! I ain’t chancing it.

Iowa lot to Iowa pot

But I could get low with some Ohio blow

It’s the only water I drink. At most, I drink two or three bottles of water a year but I drink about 6 big cups of coffee a day so there’s my only water intake.

It’s three to one

He knows he’s done

Them three kittens

Have six murder mittens