Here’s the suit with me posting with a paintball gun I had at the time. I made it from a set of army BDU’s and some random netting I found. Laid the uniform out and cut the netting to fit on top of it. Sewed the net to the uniform and reinforced the sew points with shoe-goo. Bought I-don’t-remember-how-many rolls of jute from anywhere I could find. I had a jig that I used to cut all the jute to a certain length. Would unroll an entire roll into the jig, then just cut at both ends to get me a ton of strands at roughly the right length. Used Rit dyes in various colors to dye the tan jute shades of green and brown. Then proceeded to put the strands on in a similar manner to latch-hooking. It took forever. To put it in perspective, I bought the BDU’s on April 2nd, 2012. I finished the suit on Halloween of that same year.

Used for: I don’t know. Acting goofy with friends, Halloween. I had ambitions of taking out paintballing and eventually hunting, but never did. Never found too many friends that wanted to paintball, and since I used a bow to hunt, the jacket would always get caught up in the jute.

Work well: I sure say it did. I would scare the shit out of trick-or-treaters.

Temperature: I prefer warmer weather anyway, but I don’t have to layer at all when I take it out on Halloween.

I don’t use it much anymore. One time, while my friends and I were playing Ingress (phone game that laid the groundwork for Pokemon Go), I did have someone get really mad at me because there were still some patches along the lapel. The guy acted like I was trying to “stolen valor” some shit.

I really must thank you. This was a fun trip down memory lane.

You bring up jute. I made a ghillie suit out of so much jute almost 15 years ago now. I still break it out for Halloween.

Ron “Tater Salad” White.

Is your ex Ron White?

I don’t have a PC. My only way to play PC games is through a Deck. I’m at the point where I’m just happy to be able to play these games, period, let alone on the go.

At least the river will make you wet.

I wouldn’t have thought of ol’ Benny as gay, considering his taste in women.

For me, it wasn’t a movie, but a song. The Winner by Bobby Bare felt like it re-wired my brain. I was never too afraid to tussle, always open to it. I think I heard this song at the right time; child was getting older, I was getting older, it all just hit right. I don’t exactly shy away from fights, but I certainly don’t go out of my way to seek or start them any longer.

The cars are one thing, but that horrible excuse for a truck gets all the aggression and hatred I can muster on the roads that won’t lead me to prison. Those things only started to be sold once the Republican’s favorite South African went full mask off. No excuse for owning one of those.

It just works!

Before

After

In Japan, though? In the states, oh they’re already destroyed. But Japan?

We named the dog cat Indiana.

I believe they were going to add a meme about having the FBI catch the person who likes to “date” young individuals, but the commenter realized that the FBI now works for pedophiles, so they probably wouldn’t be very helpful in this joke scenario.

It was bad enough that they had that little notch on the VMU holder the cable could sit in to mimic coming out the top.

English, senior year of high school. The one class I got a B in throughout high school. Stupid opinionated class. I still believe that teacher didn’t like me. Got A’s on college with the same writing style. Fuck you, Mrs. Farnsworth. I don’t care that it’s been nearly 20 years now.

The Substance?

I don’t even like macaroni and cheese.

Like how Ross from “Friends” is crazy without the laugh track.

We are gathered here today to honor the memory of Remember_the_tooth, who unfortunately committed suicide by shooting themselves 3 times in the back of the head and falling out a locked window.