Leave my brick alone.

I hope this email reaches you.

2025 has some ridiculous one-liners unmatched by history.

Connect to the Internet, download the games you want and then go into settings and take your console offline.

The initial setup requires some settings tweaks but after that it’s smooth sailing.

Also, VW can suck a fat one.

You can play GamePass Ultimate games offline, though.

No, I’m serious. I’m not arguing with you, I promise.

You’re not the king of me, dad.

The King shall hear of this.

Gotta shit, mate. Move.

Ok.

You should watch that movie again when you’re older. You missed a lot of details because you only saw/focused on the violence.

I don’t hate art and I don’t understand people that do. It may not appeal to me but that’s someone’s interpretation of that item.

I suppose if you want the Superman you described there are so many versions. Take your pick from any of the multiple versions that saved a squirrel.

I’m amazed that this “hate the thing to be cool on the internet” approach still works.

Oh, they’ll tell. ChatGPT users are the vegans of the digital age.