Phantaloons

“But my parents can’t use a VPN!!”

Was that line in the sand drawn before or after footing the bill, installing a media server, and an entire arr stack?

Their house is right there, bro.

Good idea, Reddit.

opens redreader

the cost of doing business

My bank hands out these weird little plastic cards like it’s 2016 or something.

Trump: “So the oil is under the lithium? How does this work?”

Undoubtedly, and more still will be as corporate greed turns the internet into pay-per-view TV. We can’t help that.

Make your decision for yourself for what to do with your connections and your own devices. You are in control of at least that, if nothing else.

Guess I’m not going to Youtube, then.

I see a future where we have our mandated government ID shitphone for banking, corpo and government suchn’shit, and the laptop we access Anna’s, Yggdrasil and TOR with.

and the days go by!

Not exactly same as it ever was, but seems kinda 2007 to me. I doubt any Lemmy instance or i2p site will enforce Google’s QRcode spy-proxy.

All good, I know I basically walked right up to Rome and made fun of Caesar.

The negative reaction has been expectedly less than I prepared for, all things considered.

That’s my secret, Cap, I’m always outdated.

-Lineage User

The venn digram between furry culture and trans culture often times looks like an askew lid on a jar.

I’d also like to point out that just because I’ve pointed this out, and made fun of/with it, that I don’t mind, personally.

but tbh, the blank “What do you mean Hank Hill wouldn’t talk about dragon dildos with the boys?” thought was hilarious for a minute

Sorry my sexdrive isn’t my personality?

–force

Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn’t come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I’ll wait on the right storyline.

As a cis person ITT:

“OH… Ohh! OH!”

takes notes

Throw the rich off a cliff and liquidate their assets and net worth. was a bit too harsh, but whatever we have to do.

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“Laws for thee but not for me!”

Zuckerberg chuckles off into the sunset with a bag of copyrighted material

Ironically, the first place I heard about gays was church, tho?

Streisand the Streisand.

Avoid teh gays

“teh whats?!”