Omg! CCleaner nostalgia!

I also had some sort Windows background process suppression software that would squeeze 2–3 more fps out for me. At the cost of occasionally bluescreening me lol

Kids these days don’t know how easy they’ve got it with native Linux game support and Steam Proton!

That’s true. If I put milk in my coffee it’s WAY more laxative than black lmao

these are perfectly drenched in sorrow. i saved every one that I’ve not heard before 🤌

I’m a millennial and I can only afford caffeine pills.

Depressing. Do not recommend.

and maximum laxative effect

there’s a joke about drivers in here somewhere

“i paid for the whole RAM imma use the whole RAM”

–me in 2010 using console commands to turn off all the particle effects in Portal so that I could boost my fps to ~20 w/ minimum settings (the laptop did not have a graphics card lmao)

For the doorway cover I’d go with a tarp and use some stick-on Velcro strips so it can be hung up and taken down easily

The oven will probably have to be set to its maximum temperature, and a small fan to help circulate the hot air will probably help

You should only use the oven as the heat source if it’s electric, though. Letting that much burned gas into a small space is really bad for you and possibly some kinda fire hazard. There are portable electric sauna heaters as an alternative

Keep in mind that if you have pantry items (rice, crackers, etc.) in the same room as all that heat and humidity, they’ll spoil faster

Otherwise, sounds like a fun project!

that’s me, been trapped in that cycle since I had to pay several months’ rent with credit card during covid

aside from some dings due to high credit usage, my score is good. mainly because i have a shit load of cards i opened years ago, so my average account age is high.

I’m not a particularly responsible spender and have a shit ton of debt, but since I make the CC companies a bunch of money by paying balance transfer fees all the time, I’m profitable. So my score is high.

What a stupid world

well i was, and then i turned 30 💀

that sounds more like problems with IRL than problems with the internet

weed and microdosing to help open the mind and help it make connections

simulants to overclock that bitch

add a shot or two for Balmer Peak and you get the ideal amount of fucked up for coding and/or IT shit

it does not require a license!

no shirt
no shoes
no bitches? 🧐

mixing bowls are the fucking worst

plastic: scratches really easily, probably toxic, environmental nightmare

ceramic: heavy af, breaks easily

glass: heavy af, breaks easily

wood: literally porous, pain in the ass to clean, can’t go in dishwasher, and you have to oil it like a fucking engine

steel: heavy, dents easily, your kitchen is STOMP! now

(I think I recall a STOMP! performance played on PBS when I was a kid in the early '00s where they used primarily steel bowls but couldn’t find a clip)

we really did name the planet Dirt 🤦‍♀️ you’d think we could have at least called it Home or some shit

“This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”

Do not put planets in there. No flared base!!

lol me when i fuck up the eyeliner