I’m definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren’t monitoring all my shit 🫩

that is indeed very Jason Steele esque humor, complete with copious horses

i am not smart. see edit 🥴

god bless murrica 😑

conversely, it’s a bad idea to not keep emergency preparedness supplies like ≥3 L water per household occupant, dried food (beans etc., rotated regularly), a first aid kit, etc.

be safe frens

edit: I’m an idiot American and forgot i have gallon water jugs not 1 L 🤦‍♀️

my tummy was making the rumblies that only hands can satisfy

meme answer: it’s too easy to use

actual answer: it’s not optimized for the level of customization your average linux user wants

it fucking up my Firefox was nefarious enough

yes, with a usb drive containing Linux installation media

not to scale

exactly. i don’t want anything on linux to update automatically.

i want to

sudo apt update && sudo apt -y upgrade

and watch the console go brrrrrrrr

checks my sexual orientation
that tracks

(my preferred distro)

the barn has a habit of curving and slowing your trajectory if you approach it too fast

I’d recommend looking into LineageOS or other custom ROMs to nix that kind of bullshit

absolutely

work requirement 😔

lab rats who use a pipette robot that eats boxes of tips:

[hands you “honorary lesbian” badge]
welcome to the tiddy enjoyers club 😎

lesbian

(lesbianism is often used in a fearmongering way by bigots and it makes me sound like a badass member of some dark cult that’s comin for all yer girlfriends)