yeah fuck you if you wanna enjoy the morning in the park i guess

protein molecules can’t be stored as fat, but their energy can be.

TIL it’s more effective to put the fan ~1 m from the window

unfortunately I cannot put the fan ~1 m from the window because my apartment is cramped af :[

I think it depends on the place and also what stage of life you moved at

the gist I get from fellow New Yorkers is that we don’t give a shit if you’ve been here 3 weeks and call yourself a New Yorker, as long as you don’t say “I’m from [borough]” cuz that’s for natives only

yes

sample size of me supports this hypothesis

I mean, unless you wanna be unhygienic about it, the amount of preparation involved and gadgets/accessories available to make it easier certainly lands it in hobbyist friendly territory

plot twist: under the hoodie they’re absolutely jacked

I enjoyed reading this ty

Nintendo is a trash company on many many many levels but at least they seem to still give a shit about giving devs creative freedom, I guess?

they’re usually standalone lingerie pieces and don’t clip to anything. also this type isn’t designed to be load bearing so no carabiniers are involved. unless the person wearing it is also into carabiniers

gee, who knew that people prefer art made with passion to “art” designed to make a profit? 🫩

indoor plumbing

this comment section murdered me with puns

hehehehe I love fake tree/cactus disguises for equipment. If they ever figure out how to make hyper-realistic ones, I hope they use the comically fake-looking ones instead, because they’re way funnier

they might mean a transcript of a prior year’s return, which is sometimes needed as proof of income

I wouldn’t be surprised if it flopped open like a book upon hitting the pavement

I also wouldn’t be surprised if knuckleheads placed it there like that

I’ve noticed a distinct lack of realism in scriptwriting. Cinematographers seem to have tried realism in just about every aspect except characters’ speech.

Obviously real dialogue has limitations like stuttering, mispronouncing, forgetting/saying the wrong word, talking over each other, etc. but I feel like there are other traits of natural conversation that could be worked in without fully compromising comprehensibility

The only examples I know of that attempt speech realism are Primer and United 93

there is a large overlap in the Venn diagram of people who wouldn’t notice if an entire ass recliner fell out of their pickup truck and people who fail to properly secure cargo in their pickup truck