• krooklochurm@lemmy.caEnglish
    204·
    22 天前

    Science is for the birds

    And birds aren’t real

    Since birds aren’t real they are government spying devices

    Since birds are government spying devices the government is spying on all of us

    Since the government likes watching us they are voyeurs

    Some trans people are also voyeurs

    Voyeurism is diagnosed using science

    Therefore trans people are birds

    Shove that in and out of your logic hole until some kind of fluid sprays out

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      8·
      22 天前

      I couldn’t really follow along with your logic maze, but I agree with you’re final point… which I think is,

      Public transit is faster than birds.

      • krooklochurm@lemmy.caEnglish
        5·
        22 天前

        A well reasoned and thoroughly salient, and logical, addition to my argument.

        This person logics.

      • krooklochurm@lemmy.caEnglish
        11·
        22 天前

        If you follow the very perfect logic even further you’ll realize that trans people are actually government spying devices. Top and bottom surgery is actually just to replace things with cameras.