What are you proud of this year? I don’t wanna hear i ran 3 marathons.

I want to hear the crazy awards stuff like…I drove the same road 438 times and exclusively listened to Fleetwood Mac.

Common share your special skill or unique achievement this year.

  • AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml
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    Congratulations for the no drugs no booze.

    I recommend adding in some masturbation though, clearing out old sperm is a good thing overall. Just don’t death grip and don’t use porn. Your imagination is usually enough for most folks.

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      Not sure if it’s a good idea to start at this point in life, especially since I have no friends, no prospect of dating in the short to middle term, and a carefully curated life to avoid the libido from making things worse for my loneliness.