• slothrop@lemmy.ca
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        3 days ago

        lol, really?

        I’ve an apple in one hand, and I’ve an orange in the other.
        I’ve modernity all over me.

      • monotremata@lemmy.ca
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        2 days ago

        I think it might be more common in British English? Like “I’ve a fiver says he muffs the kick.” Or “I’ve half a mind to go down there myself.” (Curiously in American English this latter would probably still have the contraction but add a second auxiliary verb: “I’ve got half a mind to…” English is such a mess.)

        • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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          Yeah, it’s not as uncommon the UK to hear specifically “I’ve [x]” instead of “I’ve got [x]”. I won’t be told though that Brits say “the [x] that I’ve” ;D

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            1 day ago

            “I’ve got” seems particularly strange to me because without the contraction Americans would still just say “I have.” (There are some circumstances where they’ll say “I have got” without a contraction, but it’s mainly when they’re drawing a contrast with what they “haven’t got.” E.g., “No, I don’t have a baseball… oh, but I have got a lacrosse ball, will that work?”)

            I think the rule is probably closer to “you don’t contract a stressed verb,” but that’s not terribly useful since there are so few rules about stress patterns. Verbs at the end of sentences are typically stressed, though, so you’re right that ending with that kind of contraction is going to sound wrong to most people.

    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      The contractions we say are more loose than what we write. Couldn’t’ve is my go to example.