“Can’t any of you see?! He’s not a martial artist! He’s a giant chicken!”

Chicken Little? No. Chicken BIG

This is apparently based on a book and now I feel very compelled to read it just to know what the ever-loving-fuck I was even looking at in that trailer. My mind went blank when I saw Chicken Big here start going all Dynasty Warriors on everything and the rest just refused to process.

Chicken Little grew up.

I feel like a should make a big cock joke…

Age gated on YouTube. Anyone have a mirror?