Who married her first cousin? Your wife? That would make you her first cousin, right? But she was talking about being closely related to her pastor, so what does that have to do with the fact she married her first cousin? Did she marry her pastor? Are you her husband & her pastor & her first cousin?
No, no. The Daycare director married her first cousin. She posted all the sordid details of their fights and drama to Facebook. Where she was friends with daycare parents.
A friend of the daycare director asked her if there wasn’t somewhere else she could vent to, perhaps her pastor, instead of airing her dirty laundry on social media.
The daycare director replied that her pastor does not like them because of how closely related they are. Upon further digging in her post history, we discovered that they are first cousins.
Bonus drama. They split up, she moved back to PN, and she dated a different cousin.
Who married her first cousin? Your wife? That would make you her first cousin, right? But she was talking about being closely related to her pastor, so what does that have to do with the fact she married her first cousin? Did she marry her pastor? Are you her husband & her pastor & her first cousin?
No, no. The Daycare director married her first cousin. She posted all the sordid details of their fights and drama to Facebook. Where she was friends with daycare parents.
A friend of the daycare director asked her if there wasn’t somewhere else she could vent to, perhaps her pastor, instead of airing her dirty laundry on social media.
The daycare director replied that her pastor does not like them because of how closely related they are. Upon further digging in her post history, we discovered that they are first cousins.
Bonus drama. They split up, she moved back to PN, and she dated a different cousin.