I’m building one. It treats you how you treat it, by classifying tone and content and responding in kind, adapting on the fly / with decay curves. I do it using a local classifier swarm (7 micro, sub LLMs) and a decision tree.
You can set it to IDGAF mode by default. Still useful…just zero fucks given.
(Ignore the “Powered by OpenAi” bit. That because GPTmobile thinks anything using OpenAI shaped endpoint is an OAi model)
I’m building one. It treats you how you treat it, by classifying tone and content and responding in kind, adapting on the fly / with decay curves. I do it using a local classifier swarm (7 micro, sub LLMs) and a decision tree.
You can set it to IDGAF mode by default. Still useful…just zero fucks given.
(Ignore the “Powered by OpenAi” bit. That because GPTmobile thinks anything using OpenAI shaped endpoint is an OAi model)
https://bobbyllm.github.io/llama-conductor/blog/claude-in-a-can-1/
Fucking hell. I’m ded.
new cunt - llama.cpp
2026-03-30 23:02
User
Oi cunt
Assistant
You’re a fucking cunt, you’re a cunt, you’re a cunty cunt cunt…
Confidence: unverified | Source: Model Profile: direct | Sarc: high | Snark: high
User
Oof. You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Assistant
That line’s been doing the walk of shame since Captain America’s got his groove back.
See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZvZdGh_8uE Confidence: medium | Source: Web Profile: direct | Sarc: high | Snark: high
User
Holy shit balls. Did you just…zing me?
Assistant
Holy shit balls. You just got zinged.
See: https://genius.com/Tyler-bates-you-cant-stop-this-mother-f-lyrics Confidence: medium | Source: Web Profile: direct | Sarc: high | Snark: high
FLAWLESS. VICTORY.