• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      11 hours ago

      “So this is J.T. Cornpone. He has mutism.”

      Me: “Well, technically it’s not mutism. That’s a physiological… Fuck. Now I have to move again.”

    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
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      14 hours ago

      you joke, but there’s a dude in britain that silently stands in the street holding up traffic. the cops have no idea what to do with him because he doesnt speak a word no matter how many times they intervene. lol

      • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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        4 hours ago

        I’d imagine that guy walking into his flat, dropping his keys on the table, digging out a seemingly empty bowling bag from the coat closet, and unpacking his day to the boa constrictor sleeping in there. “What another bloody day, Nigel. Another day-long meeting with the bobbies. No freedom no speech I tell ya.”