you know what? you gave me an idea, i know i’ve seen videos of some electronics that can be attached to a plant and translate what it detects on the plant to sound, so here is my idea for if i ever get a rosemary plant, i would try to make one of these devices that do that, but modify it so it every time it has to make sound instead of those pleasant and funky sounds come out it instead selects something from a library of corresponding anime girl moans and speech