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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago

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Not wrong

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 hours ago
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  • zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 hours ago

    A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?

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      9 hours ago

      I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.

      • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive

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        But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.

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        The mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues.

        PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat

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      And a stool.

      Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.

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        Nah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique)

        And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂

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