cm0002@literature.cafe to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agoThe perfect languagelemmy.mlimagemessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
arrow-up134arrow-down1imageThe perfect languagelemmy.mlcm0002@literature.cafe to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agomessage-square34linkfedilink
minus-squarewraekscadu@vargar.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoEhh honestly, can’t something as powerful and as long lived as Satan just… Know all spoken languages? Imagine Satan trying to seduce you, but unable to buy your soul because he can’t speak your language fluently. Would be a funny setup, but kinda lame
minus-squarelumpenproletariat@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoSo if you were like a terminally online furry would Satan be all uwu *buys your soul*
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months ago*notices your soul* OwO what’s this?
minus-squareBucketBong@p.hobo.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoSatan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio Me: what’s this about my verandah? Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio Me: Sorry, I… I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.
Ehh honestly, can’t something as powerful and as long lived as Satan just… Know all spoken languages?
Imagine Satan trying to seduce you, but unable to buy your soul because he can’t speak your language fluently. Would be a funny setup, but kinda lame
So if you were like a terminally online furry would Satan be all uwu *buys your soul*
*notices your soul* OwO what’s this?
Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio
Me: what’s this about my verandah?
Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio
Me: Sorry, I… I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.