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Sibbo@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Network protocols for dummies

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Network protocols for dummies

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Sibbo@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • neeeeDanke@feddit.de
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    Nah, TCP is still just kicking the box over, but just kicking it over again, if the reciever doesn’t kick back a box saying they got it.

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      TCP is also deciding to ramp up the amount of boxes you kick over until the post worker gets crushed by boxes, at which point you decide to lower your box-kicking rate by half and try again.

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        Best explanation of congestion I’ve seen in a while

  • OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world
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    • 3ntranced@lemmy.world
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      Jesus christ SSH

    • DNOS@reddthat.com
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      Can’t understand the VPN one shouldn’t the traffic pass through the VPN and then go to the user like the ssh one …

      • httpjames@sh.itjust.works
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        The person on the right of the VPN image is the destination server

        • neosheo@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Isn’t the can the vpn server and the guys are just vpn users?

          • OmnislashIsACloudApp@lemmy.world
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            that what I assumed

  • IHeartBadCode@kbin.social
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    I mean I’ve been trying to formally request that ISO change the C API for send() to yeet() for sockets where connection reliability is not required at the network interface level.

    • Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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      Well, thank you, now I’m creating that exact macro in every company repo where send/sendto is used.

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      Welp, time for a new language!

    • WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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      That would be awesome! xD

    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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      that’s fucking brilliant lol

  • aksdb@feddit.de
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    There’s nothing wrong with UDP. At least not that I know of.

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    ICMP

    • frezik@midwest.social
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      It’s a postcard saying “hey, thinking of you!” and there’s a picture of a wulrus on it.

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