• bizarroland@fedia.io
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    2 months ago

    Maybe go back in time and punch my dad in the balls about 9 months before I was born.

    Then all that would remain of me would be a weird story where my dad got socked in the nuts by a ghost that looked just like him.

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      2 months ago

      Only later do you find out your uncle is actually your father because of a bizarre incident where your dad got his nuts punched by an unknown person never seen again

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        2 months ago

        Good theory but my parents were in another country when I was conceived so there is literally no way one of my uncles could have done that.