• Deestan@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Dear work,

    I cannot come in today because I have broken my legs or one of my siblings has become gravely ill and I need to attend to them or maybe I can’t get to the office because it is snowing too much I am not sure I haven’t looked.

    It will take an approximate 60-100 hours for my legs or sibling to recover, or for the snow plow to come clear the road.

    If anything needs my urgent attention, it doesn’t.

    Regards, Me