Commiespammer Clique militarizes Lemmygrad city outskirts

In recent weeks division in Lemmygrad has grown further as Lemmygrad is divided further by conflicts between various paraleftist factions, several of which rose from the ashes of the formerly defunct ML coalition that fell to infighting, each seeking to unify Lemmygrad. One of these is the Commiespammer Clique, which has begun the process of militarizing and fortifying the outskirts of the city with trench works, bunkers, and sweet berry fields. If other factions wish for a chance at Lemmygrad unification, they must act quickly while there is still time.

Troubling.

Innocent civilian killed by Commiespammer Clique landmine

Today a civilian was killed after accidentally stepping on a landmine laid by the Commiespammer Clique in its fortified tract. The Clique leader, Jonathan12345, has reacted violently and called the event an intentional act of sabotage, calling into question what a civilian was doing in a militarized belt. Regardless, the mine has caused lasting damage to the fortifications and severely compromising the security of the west part of Commiespammer’s trench. Any rivaling factions will have much-needed breathing room to establish their own opposing armaments.

Will the plight of the innocents ever end?

Commiespammer Clique ramps up armaments program

Today, in another breach of previously agreed ceasfires, the Commiespammer Clique has begun an amarments program, repurposing communal resources for its own use. Despite various complaints the Clique has produced several units of infantry equipment for its soldiers.

Will nobody stand to oppose Jonathan12345?