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minus-squareRBG@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·edit-26 个月前So what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·6 个月前Yes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·6 个月前You don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
minus-squareCrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 个月前But I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
minus-squareBradleyUffner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-26 个月前But I still have lots of cats, right?
minus-squaredangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down2·6 个月前Scientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit* *study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 个月前Correlation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
minus-squareFundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·6 个月前No but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·6 个月前Because they’re famously expensive to keep?
So what you are saying is the more cats I get the richer I will be?
Yes that’s exactly how causation and correlation work, go for it!
And more feminine
You don’t have to convince me, I was already sold.
But I’ll get cat hair on my programmer socks!
But I still have lots of cats, right?
Scientists have discovered that having more cats reduces the risk of heart attacks and increases wealth with no upper limit*
*study sponsored by toxoplasmosis foundation
Correlation and Causation are just fancy-pantsy words used by experts to lie to us common folk!
No but cats are correlated with wealth, I’m not implying any sort of causation, unlike the post lol.
Because they’re famously expensive to keep?
Gotta sell them all