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ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Animals with Jobs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前

Having successfully completed his probationary period, we welcome Lieutenant Jax to the full-time Belleville Police Department roster

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Having successfully completed his probationary period, we welcome Lieutenant Jax to the full-time Belleville Police Department roster

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ickplant@lemmy.worldM to Animals with Jobs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前
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    ACAB 💔

    • elephantium@lemmy.world
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      All cats are bastards?

      • nyan@lemmy.cafe
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        Well, their parents aren’t generally married, so, technically . . .

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      I don’t disagree with you there.

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      All cats are beautiful ❤️

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    The cat just absolutely has the face of a narc.

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    And immediately give him the rank of Lt? … I smell a nepo-kitty.

    • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It was a merit-based promotion. Jax was eminently smarter and more competent than the rest of the department.

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        cops get promoted for cruelty, not intelligence lol

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    “probationary period” he indiscriminately killed dozens of blackbirds he shouldn’t be allowed outside!!

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      Exactly. Hes absolutely cop material.

    • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      excuse me, he absolutely had discrimination when killing those birds.

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    This is the kind of cop that accidentally loses the catnip on the way to the evidence locker

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      So… A cop?

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    Saw some other pictures of the cat, and of course the department has a framed thin blue line flag. Because, why not?

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      I mean, yeah, ACAB. I still love the cat, but the facts don’t change.

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        I think having a cat may be good for police. If caring for animals can rehab the incarcerated and infirm, why not LE?

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          They call themselves LEOs for a reason. Fuckin’ pussy-ass wannabes. Squared, in this case.

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        Agreed, the cat is awesome. The cat did nothing wrong. I probably didn’t need to bring up the flag haha.

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    All cats are bastards.

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    How is this not Lieutenant Dax?!! They got so close to greatness.

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    This is blue-washing

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