because the OP does

Wait till they learn about climate change!

It’s okay, the tins mostly use aluminum nowadays

#notalldicemen

yeah i do too but almost all of my mysterious discount dice man encounters have ended well so don’t let Death Blight prejudice you

turing completemess refers to the idea that any computational system capable of universal data manipulation is completely gay

babbage: the calculator lovelace: the programming language turing: the computer science

but we avenged him by turning computers gay

[the town inside me]

yeah i wanna see what the fuck metrics made them think this was a good idea. what is their mean average precision. did they recall@1 for humans on the road

lil pachinko plates from the guy across the hallway

can you not do this in your head

astronauts (in the US) are salaried positions well over $100k a year, it is trivially easy to do what OP is asking for a salaried worker but not at the low low rates OP is aiming for

this is cool and also does not stop you from going to a rave or skydiving or whatever

yeah it’s not an Alexa

remote access by hackers is a feature not a vulnerability >:3

daddy knows you can solve this brainfuck code golf~ you have 3 more compile attempts before your key gets melty-weltyed~

piqué

relax

it’s cool though because the fediverse has no incentives to increase engagement which means our ragebait is all organic and free of the profit motive!