• ReanuKeeves@lemm.eeOP
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    29日前

    Baked dry and then snorted through my tear ducts.

    Thanks boss, I look forward to designing 2 stage rockets with the rest of my equally qualified coworkers!

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      I’ve been very pleased with your performance since joining the family 30 seconds ago. How would you feel about joining our management training program? Double the work for 10% more pay. I’m so proud. Can I call you son?

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        I failed out of school in kindergarten but I know double and 10% mean numbers going up so I’ll say yes. And since you’re so nice about it I’ll even do half the work for 10% more because I’ve seen those numbers on cartons of cream and I know the cream rises to the crop or something, which is good.