• milicent_bystandr@lemm.eeEnglish
    13·
    2 months ago

    Cabbages are actually tree trunks

    Raspberries are actually tubers

    Wheat is actually a berry

    And oranges are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings

    Also acorns are the progenitors of oranges.

    • Hupf@feddit.orgEnglish
      5·
      2 months ago

      Potatoes

      are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings

      too.