• pulsewidth@lemmy.world
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      23 minutes ago

      Lying on an official document? Straight to jail.

      Didn’t actually have any accounts? Believe it or not, straight to jail.

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        13 minutes ago

        It doesn’t matter anyway, there is no rule of law in the united states. You might as well lie, they will likely jail you no matter what you write on that document.

        Just don’t go there.

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        12 minutes ago

        For the longest time that answer would have been literally true for me, I only used SMS.