I told my neighbor’s dog she was a good girl so she went back home, picked a giant bouquet of daffodils, and then personally delivered them to me at work that afternoon.

And if you posted that story on certain social media sites, you’d get thousands of upvotes and fawning comments from people who seemingly believe your fake as shit story.

So I support this image, because it feels like a nice, polite degree of mockery on this trend. And at least it’s not as dangerous for the critters as sticking poisonous flowers into the mouth of the family pet for social media clout.

The actual throat-GOAT

If someone tried this with me, the second photo would depict someone laughing maniacally, because that’s one hell of a joke from where I’m standing! Bona fide knee slapper!

Edit: this (sorry about the distribution platform, it’s YouTube…)