andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agoI LIKE CORN!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1516arrow-down12
arrow-up1514arrow-down1imageI LIKE CORN!lemmy.worldandros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squaremanicdave@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 days agoOP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
minus-squaremetallic_z3r0@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoTurns out ghosts also like corn.
minus-squareTryenjer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoGhosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoOh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoOh. Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoAtheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.
OP is just atheist propaganda. It’s actually because of ghosts. Don’t get complacent near the corn fields.
Turns out ghosts also like corn.
Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.
Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.
They’re vaping in there
Oh.
Then I’ll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.
Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They’re just not allowed to worship the ghosts.