• 7toed@midwest.social
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    5 days ago

    We call their evolution lazy just cause we’re jealous they finished their homework when it was assigned, and we waited until the day it was due. I was evolved to be a primate but now I have back issues because we’re bipedal. Smfh

    • lemonaz@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      We’re taking the scenic route, but eventually we will all be crab. So it is written.