xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure
Title text:
A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3138/
I understand.
I was making a joke about secretly introducing a metric tape measure.
I realise that my sense of humour is not universal, like the use of SAE … or Fahrenheit 😇