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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world
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    It’s not a planet.

    But you’d die before before weighing yourself.

    Would have been a better end panel IMO.

  • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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    Wouldn’t you die on pluto too?

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      It’s not a planet.

      • TeoTwawki@lemmy.world
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        Holds up “Dwarf planets matter” protest sign

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          Alright then, where’s my Eris and Ceres representation?

  • Chriszz@lemmy.world
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    I think you could survive long enough to weigh yourself on mars if you had a scale. It would be immensely painful but not instantaneous.

  • rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works
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    Joke’s on you, I’d die before weighing myself on Earth too.

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      deleted by creator

  • Steve@startrek.website
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    Mars and Pluto are about equal for survivability, no? And The Moon for that matter.

    • Rakonat@lemmy.world
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      Without a space suit each planet has roughly the same survivability.

      • Steve@startrek.website
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        I assumed that to weigh yourself in the conventional manner you would need to be standing on a solid surface.

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    On Venus you’d probably die in 5 different ways before weighing yourself. Least hospitable place since H.H. Holmes had a hotel!

  • stembolts@programming.dev
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    Dad joke science memes. I like it.

  • UltraGreen [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I thought you could survive on Mars for a few minutes before passing out?

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Not enough to buy a weigh scale there.

  • someguy3@lemmy.ca
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    Dead or alive I’d still weigh different.

    • glimse@lemmy.world
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      No no, if you don’t measure your weight yourself then you don’t have a weight. Didn’t you read it?

      • someguy3@lemmy.ca
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        If a weight falls in a planet, does it make a weigh?

        • glimse@lemmy.world
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          This graphic taught me that unless the weight weighs itself, it does not have a weight

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    Weight is all relative anyways, Pluto is forever

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