• ramble81@lemmy.zip
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          24 hours ago

          Oh man. One of my old companies, the Devs would always blame the network. Even after we spent a year upgrading and removing all SPOFs. They’d blame the network……

          “Your application is somehow producing 2 billion packets per second and your SQL queries are returning 5GB of data”…. “See! The network is too slow and it has problems”

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            9 hours ago

            Dev: My app’s getting a 400 hitting the server. Your firewall changes broke it.

            Me: You’re getting to the server, it’s giving you back a malformed request error. Most likely it’s a problem in your client.

            Dev: it worked fine until you made that change in QA.

            Me: Your server is in production.

            After that, I just get too busy to look at it for a while… They figure it out eventually.

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        1 day ago

        I always view the source of websites like this and this is one of the worst I’ve seen. 217 lines of code (including inline Javascript?!) and a Google tag for some reason, all to put the word YES in green on black.

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          9 hours ago

          I just did the same f’ing thing and came here to write your comment!

          well done.

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          14 hours ago

          this made me mad so i made a single, ultra minimal html page in 5 minutes that you can just paste in your url box

          data:text/html;base64,PCFkb2N0eXBlaHRtbD48Ym9keSBzdHlsZT10ZXh0LWFsaWduOmNlbnRlcjtmb250LWZhbWlseTpzYW5zLXNlcmlmO2JhY2tncm91bmQ6IzAwMDtjb2xvcjojMmYyPjxoMT5JcyBpdCBETlM/PC9oMT48cCBzdHlsZT1mb250LXNpemU6MTJyZW0+WWVz
          

          source code:

          <!doctypehtml><body style=text-align:center;font-family:sans-serif;background:#000;color:#2f2><h1>Is it DNS?</h1><p style=font-size:12rem>Yes
          
        • hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org
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          11 hours ago

          lmao, considering some of the meaningless comments there i’m starting to think it’s “vibe coded”.

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          1 day ago

          Did not think of doing that.

          I guess i never expected anyone to have a fcking JavaScript on a simple page as that