• 4am@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    If a god existed and gave a so much of a shit about our masturbatory habits he’d be at least tangentially aware of what the fuck a meter was.

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      For a second i thought you were calling the metric system masturbatory and then i remembered that christians really do think god watches them jork it. Kinky