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minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down3·2 days agoThere was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.
minus-squarearrow74@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up35·2 days agoUnfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up. The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility
minus-squaretourist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 days ago Unfortunately 🙉 these had not yet been infected RFK’s health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now
minus-squaremissfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agois COVID-38 from 13 years in the future or are we just versioning it like web browsers now?
minus-squaretomenzgg@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoWelcome back, Rush Limbaugh. Explains the Joke https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/john-oliver-slams-rush-limbaugh-fox-news-coronavirus-myths-1290848/#%3A~%3Atext=Limbaugh+also+noted+that+COVID-19+is+the+“19th+coronavirus%2C”+meaning+it’s+“not+uncommon.”
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoThere was an episode where Barney Fife thought he had a chance of being in a Hollywood movie… Life imitates art, again.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoExcept there literally wasn’t. It was fake news.
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI thought the police shot them all except one?
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI’m not really sure, the article I read said 3 were still on the loose, but also said only 1 was on the loose still.
There was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.
Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up.
The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility
🙉
RFK’s health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now
is COVID-38 from 13 years in the future or are we just versioning it like web browsers now?
Welcome back, Rush Limbaugh.
Explains the Joke
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/john-oliver-slams-rush-limbaugh-fox-news-coronavirus-myths-1290848/#%3A~%3Atext=Limbaugh+also+noted+that+COVID-19+is+the+“19th+coronavirus%2C”+meaning+it’s+“not+uncommon.”
There was an episode where Barney Fife thought he had a chance of being in a Hollywood movie…
Life imitates art, again.
Except there literally wasn’t. It was fake news.
I thought the police shot them all except one?
I’m not really sure, the article I read said 3 were still on the loose, but also said only 1 was on the loose still.