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Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

I don't buy fortune cookies to be fucking attacked

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I don't buy fortune cookies to be fucking attacked

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…in bed
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  Struggling with how to read that… Punctuation would help… Are the professionals trained in bed? Or is the reader meant to seek their help in bed? Instructions unclear, fortune cookie stuck in dick.
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  I prefer “… in prison.”

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