• 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        15 hours ago

        please tell me you have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books you’ve written in a fugue state. because I want to read them

        • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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          13 hours ago

          I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I’ve written in a fugue state. But you can’t read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I’d call that a net positive for humanity.