Same. It looks like the best spot on paper, but maybe the back support is weird, or maybe I won’t like how my legs dangle, or maybe there’s nowhere to put your beverage… why am I like this?

It’s where I have all my best comebacks

I keep the new, unopened milk in the back of the main part of the fridge until it’s called to action for door duty

Same. The two in the middle look like Monica and Ross on first glance (and a fuzzy thumbnail).

!stick@sh.itjust.works

What is it called for ladies?

I’m mostly envious of the “friends” part of the equation

This is an interesting nuance. I find most children annoying, and I don’t want any of my own, but the love I have for my niece and nephew is bigger than I ever could have imagined.

I guess there’s always room for exceptions.

Brown-eye of newt

Dream manager

Is this a thing?!

Some of the LED segments on my 15-year-old microwave stopped working so now I can’t tell the difference between 5s and 6s.

I figured the wiring was a dud and just came loose after so many years. Maybe I need to pull out my tinfoil hat!

My secret is to wrap it in wax paper for 3 minutes before eating. Nothing beats a sweaty, melted burger.

What a sweet cat 🥹

Looks like he might have had a feather

Solid choices

What were yours?

Simpsons and In Living Color (I was a latchkey kid)

!nosafetysmokingfirst@sh.itjust.works

I had a free trial of apple tv and the only thing I liked was that if you rewinded it it would pop on the subtitles for that period of time and then turn them back off.

There wasn’t enough programming I liked for me to keep the subscription after the free trial but I thought it was a nice touch.