https://xkcd.com/927/

Like any good Boolean:

True / False / File not found

Four ways:

1: It’s not.
2: The pump charges a minimum of 4 gallons.
3: The pump dispenses at least four gallons, and won’t shut off before then.
4: A cop watches every time a person fills up.

Personally, #3 would be the most fun, from a distance.

Update your landscaping to modern fire-swamp and stock it with many rodents of unusual size.

I’ve never encountered an incel that wasn’t misogynistic. Generally they blame women for their lack of sex.