I’ve heard it said that when you have the fastest supercomputer, you have the advantage of running computations and simulations that are only accessible by future hardware. The country that has the fastest supercomputer is therefore the most advanced. They have a machine that can reach into the future and do what everyone else cannot.

I cannot conceive of a more “minding my own business just trying to get by” job.

Fuck yeah. Kill that guy. Prioritize that target.

Hey check out mister doesn’t get home at 10pm and has access to a safe kitchen

The artillery they were using in WW1 would make you think the world was ending.

Dogshit president. Only accomplishment was cutting social security.

President Beethoven

Gonna go out on a limb and say it’s habitat destruction.

My cats are my family and this is what we have right now. How many wild birds is that worth? More than they’ve taken.

Oh I’m not staying here until the winter.

And what the fuck is too difficult for you to understand about “I prefer the window open so that’s how I have it”? Why are you trying to solve a problem that I have said is not a problem for me?

So you believe that California law states you’re not allowed to ever open a window in a room you are renting if the landlord remotely sets the A/C to be at a constant temperature 24/7.

Sounds like you’re reading off the wall in your mind palace. Is that accurate?

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A quarter of a million people are getting long covid every week. You have fun with your kidney failure. I’m good still wearing a mask in the grocery store.

I will be honest. some of OPs’ claims are hard to believe and weird.

Landlord is a psycho. AMA.

If the door is shut and there is no censor I see no problem.

Yeah that’s the situation. And it’s part of why I didn’t want to engage with the A/C discussion that turned into 80% of this thread. I don’t know if some sinister Russian agent is using subliminal pixels to make everyone angry in here of it’s a Banksy art piece. I think it’s just more likely people argue on the internet a lot.

I did all of my work trying to find a reasonable compromise in the first weeks I moved in here and had them all slapped aside. I’m not looking for advice to get along with this person anymore. We are well past that point and are now in open acrimonious conflict. I caught this person stealing unopened mail addressed to the people who live here. All of my roommates tell about having their cookware stolen, one instance with an entire pot full of food that was cooling on the cooking range. I’m not staying here. But I’m not going to get kicked out over violating a rule that does not exist. The timing of this is that they’re trying to steal a full month’s rent from me and have me out early in the month. The notice was given the day after my payment. That’s not a coincidence. And after I defend myself against this unlawful action, I intend to retaliate with a comprehensive list of their violations, up to and including of federal law.

You appear very well rehearsed with telling people around you off for smelling dog shit.

Lol what did your imagination run out? You can’t close your eyes and figure out if the law you invented in your mind has exceptions written into itself?

I guess even prodigies have their limits

However, it is usually written into the law that tenants can’t waste landlord provided utilities

Having been a scholar on so many laws. Just baskets full of laws.

Your affectatious writing style and your constant references to a purely mind palace version of what you think the law ‘probably’ is resound to make you look like a sophomoric fucking moron.

You are correct that my lease agreement is a black box to you. But you go on to speculate that the California civil code makes it illegal for me to open my window?

I’m shocked you weren’t called on it. Cite your source, fucking nitwit.

The landlord doesn’t live on the premises.

The suggestion of a cat door keeps being raised and I don’t understand how that would fix anything about this situation for anyone. It’s mounted in a screen for the window, so by its nature the window will still be open. The only difference I can see is being charged to replace a window screen when I move out.

I did not adopt my cats yesterday you dumb fuck