You might be talking about me here, but I drive a lot of sales and keep us going.

Tell me where to send the donuts, I got you guys covered.

the bowel is wider than your asshole

imagining a nurse using the word “asshole” to explain it to a regular person is just hilarious to me.

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You kind of have to accept it, the teachers write the tests.

Needs more oil

I’m in the ER. Probably the doctor standing directly in front of me.

DuckDuckGo works fine for me, it checks most of your boxes. Not sure about the ad blocker, but I run a pi-hole on my home network so I don’t see most of them anyway.

I think it’s got about 3-4 billion years left in the tank, if I remember reading correctly. It won’t be humanity’s problem.

I read that in ED-209

I scrolled down specifically looking for a KSP comment, thank you.

I’m usually that person as well. BG3 was the first game in probably 8 years that hooked me on the story. If I sprinted through it, I would have probably saved like 80% of the time I spent playing it, but I enjoyed it. Maybe I’m simple, to me it felt like the decisions mattered.

I was He-Man on Halloween as an 8 year old. My little brother was Orko. It was pretty awesome.

like if there are too many spots on thing, it freaks me out.

Like freckles on a person? Honest question, I’m genuinely curious and trying to understand.

Thank you for bringing back the best game of my childhood.

I’d be ok with a girl this much taller than me. Where my 7 foot tall queens at?

1. cover your palm
2. throw shuriken
3. aww yeah

Indeed, Telegram is a hive of criminal content. At the moment, the platform is in the news with the illegal broadcasting of Ligue 1 matches.

This is pretty funny. The first example of crime is people posting dodgy links to football streams? They can’t be serious.

“The government made 25% of my district unemployed, why didn’t I get reelected?”

Ask it from that side and you have your answer.

I’ll bring the magnet.

“Withstand voltage” is what got me.