Probability? OK.
Statistics? Mmm… sus

(The latter is a quote from the awesome earworm song Mathematik ist schön featuring MatheMann)

Pirates vs. Ninjas though

the second it says “Seeding”

Don’t worry, it will stall at 99.9% forever

Not really, they replaced most electronics inside and it’s just a video.

Also, there is almost always a better source than a brainrot video on most topics.

And what language calls pregnancy tests “predictors”?!

Counterpoint:

Some graduated cylinders too

Thanks. “Public” is not a useful qualifier as it could mean decompiled or leaked.

I finally realized the bottom of graduated cylinders is shaped like a graduation cap 🎓

At least it was in an auxilliary place in the body with well-established surgical procedures. Such swelling would have been deadly almost anywhere else.

But yes, that also makes it terrifying. Now anyone who knows her IRL can find her topless pics online and threaten to reveal her identity.

Yes, this is the same as the Czech “hodina”. For extra confusion, “godina” or similar means “year” in most East and South Slavic languages.

Advanced translation software like Weblate allows categorization into zero, singular, plural-few, plural-many, unknown with if-statements for each for this reason.

Then there’s Slavic languages like Czech:

1 den
2 dny
3 dny
4 dny
5+ dnů/dní

At least we’ve mostly gotten rid of the posh “21/31/41/… den” etc.

If it’s Latin, shouldn’t we use Latin spelling pronunciation for the T? What is it?

The “return to Ubuntu” logo is Feren OS. Which distro do you choose for your return to Ubuntu?

Oh, I didn’t know that they were a LUT of jump addresses. Stil, a LUT of values would be more space-efficient and likely faster. Also, what if the values are big and sparse, e.g.

switch (banknoteValue) {
    case 5000:
        check_uv();
        check_holograph();
    case 2000:
        check_stripe();
    case 1000:
        check_watermark();
}

…does the compiler make it into an if-else-like machine code instead?

If you couldn’t write

if(pChar >= 'a' && pChar <= 'z') return pChar - ('a' - 10);

I suppose you typed this “all the size of a lookup table with none of the speed” abomination manually too.

unsigned int turn_char_to_int(char pChar)
{
    switch(pChar)
    {
    case 'a':
        return 10;
    case 'b':
        return 11;
    case 'c':
        return 12;
    case 'd':
        return 13;
    case 'e':
        return 14;
    case 'f':
        return 15;
    case 'g':
        return 16;
    case 'h':
        return 17;
    case 'i':
        return 18;
    case 'j':
        return 19;
    case 'k':
        return 20;
    case 'l':
        return 21;
    case 'm':
        return 22;
    case 'n':
        return 23;
    case 'o':
        return 24;
    case 'p':
        return 25;
    case 'q':
        return 26;
    case 'r':
        return 27;
    case 's':
        return 28;
    case 't':
        return 29;
    case 'u':
        return 30;
    case 'v':
        return 31;
    case 'w':
        return 32;
    case 'x':
        return 33;
    case 'y':
        return 34;
    case 'z':
        return 35;
    case ' ':
        return 36;
    case '.':
        return 37;

    }
}

Are you a monster or just stupid?

Fake, the song is from 1996. Linux has supported sound cards since 1992, so nobody from that point onwards ever lacked audio. /s

That’s the conjecture by Randall and Explain XKCD wiki editors. We can’t tell either way, he just wasn’t specific enough. All we know is that 0 on the scale is 22 °C and that it goes 4 steps up to “very hot” and 4 steps down to “very cold”.

In Galen’s scale, the 0 point is 22 °C, an alright room temperature, but the others are described too vaguely for us to convert. It might also be nonlinear. See the explainxkcd.com article

There are lots of cursed options

https://xkcd.com/3001/