Dude. This post is about a dildo shaped like an axe. Not a shovel. Stop digging your hole.
Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
Dude. This post is about a dildo shaped like an axe. Not a shovel. Stop digging your hole.


Long story. Sexpositive meeting, years later, she asked me for a date.


TooFlyforAWIFI is mine


You’d basically be a dog.
It doesn’t look like anything to me.
There’s no chance for us


Remember that everyone you’re comparing yourself to is naked under their clothes right now. Or just naked.


I know the exact smell you’re talking about! It’s one of the reasons I don’t use sponges.


LOL, talk about confirmation bias.


I was in Japan two weeks ago, and saw first hand what happens when no one wants to talk. So…
How are you?
What do you think is the worst thing that happened to you in the last week?
What is the best thing that happened to you on the last week?


Despite what you might think my name has a story. The first part has to do with the sound you would hear right before you died in an early FPS game, and the second part was the clan I was a part of at the time (happy). None of my name has to do with drugs.


Don’t be a dick. If you want to be negative that’s fine, but be prepared with a litany of sources.


No, I still feel like an adult. I just feel like I’m still 24 (I’m 50)


Your cat won’t die, they said.


Woohoo! I have a super power!


When I was 10, after a full day or playing in the surf with my best friend on a secluded beach on the west coast of Java, I got a massage from this old lady, we called her “Iron Fingers” as the sun went down. And yes I did recreate it 30 years later. And it was glorious.


I’d ask for copies so I can wank to it.


Thanks, Verge for saying “anti-anti-fascist” instead of calling it what it is. Fascist.


Smart home = control over you. Just don’t do it.
You can definitely play it alone, but it is a lot more fun playing with others, depending on your temperament.