I don’t like smart meatwad. He’s giving me existential dread.

We mostly know these from YouTubers that are big enough to have terminally online fans that send them the juicy but relatively unknown mysteries, or are themselves terminally online.

I can provide you with a list of channels if you wish.

Took me 20 min :

Way to high quality for YouTube videos :

https://youtube.com/@lemmino

Relatively small channels :

https://youtube.com/@sombertoboggly

https://youtube.com/@shaiivalley

https://youtu.be/EqKPERlC0mg

https://youtube.com/@theinternetinvestigator

The really Big  :

https://youtube.com/@barelysociable

https://youtube.com/@nexpo

https://youtube.com/@nickcrowley

https://youtube.com/@blameitonjorge

https://youtube.com/@justinwhangyt

https://youtube.com/@scaretheater

https://youtube.com/@parallelpipes

Japan specific:

https://youtube.com/@kyotorobato

That magma looks delicious!

The igirisu and faransu arc was crazy!

‘Everyone Knows That’ was recently found and it was a really funny situation

At least the ebook is under 50$, which makes me believe the author knew his printed book was like a collectible and wanted to gain as much money as possible from the people that can afford it (doctors), while also keeping the ebook price relatively affordable for students who actually use it to study.

The printed book is way too expensive, but the ebook is relatively decent for a medical book.

If you can’t afford it, there’s also a third option at Anna’s library.

That’s worse.

Well of course because science. We’re professional.

Silent shitting is less academic.

Piracy save lives!

Now we’re talking. You’ve got my vote for President of Earth.

If the incubation is a few months, and it uses saliva to spread, then it’s too late. Unless you mean nuking all earth and surviving undergrounds à la Fallout.

Unless the thing you unearthed from the 15 thousands year old underground piece of ice from the north pole is a microscopic parasite that take months to show any symptoms and turn you into a zombie to spread. Then your just patient zero and we’re fucked as a specie.

Definitely involve the police.

https://www.dw.com/en/stroke-when-you-lose-your-mother-tongue/a-50042091

At least in academia they deserve it.

There’s this real story of a Chinese woman thar got hit in the head, went into coma and woke up speaking perfect English (she was an English teacher after all), but the interesting part is that she completely lost her ability to talk in her mother tongue. Let’s imagine that It could be possible that the monster would have had a similar brain injury, but instead of losing the ability to speak, he would completely forget everything but his OSHA training.

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Why jk. You want more violence or less towards extremely crooked politics?

I am the kind that would enjoy the use of the guillotine in such cases.