Laughs in LibreOffice

But can I remotely control it with my phone? You know, because when I’m at work, I might want to remotely open the door.

I’m now a firm believer in this theory.

A worthy successor to the 65535 Excel bug.

I’m not convinced. Look at how Netflix made bank on killing off “sharing is caring.”

People are lazy, and if they want their easy Spotify fix, I fear they’ll hand over their information and move on with their day.

Great content, you have new and interesting ideas every time. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

This is why I felt uncomfortable when I first switched to Linux and kept reading that I didn’t need to worry about viruses as long as I didn’t click on dodgy links and only installed from trusted sources. I’m sure I’m betraying my lack of security knowledge here, but that always seemed a bit too easy.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I’m looking forward to the “Here’s your first look at the rebooted Reddit” articles in 7 years.

I feel like this has been happening for a while, but maybe it’s just that YouTube’s website is shite.

How better to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of Rexit?

What happens to the communities there? Is there a way for them to automatically migrate to another instance?

Hey, maybe Elon Musk should have focused on cutting waste in the HBO corporation.

Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?

Do no evil.

Thanks! I’ll have to give that a try.

“Do you want to import your settings from your previous browser?”

“Do you want to make Chrome your default browser?”

“Are you sure?”

FUCK OFF, I’M ONLY USING THIS STUPID PROGRAM BECAUSE MY ASSHOLE UTILITY COMPANY’S WEBSITE DOESN’T WORK WITH FIREFOX

“Let’s see if doom-scrolling the imminent collapse of the world order as we know it manages to lull me into a peaceful slumber.”

Brilliant spin on the “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln…” riff.

Today: “…they will be deleted after Alexa processes your requests.”

Some point in the not-so-distant future: “We are reaching out to let you know that your voice recordings will no longer be deleted. As we continue to expand Alexa’s capabilities, we have decided to no longer support this feature.”