They just want to create romantic tension between Harry and Draco but they’re too cowardly to make it gay
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DoubleDongle@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you died tonight and people had to sort out your stuff, what would be the weirdest, most unexplainable trinket in your possession?
23·16 days agoNice try, CIA guy, how about you come on down and see it for yourself if you really must know.
Real strong, a little thick. Bear lady is the best.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Aside from crying, what gives you catharsis?
5·26 days agoFull-contact boffer fighting. Feels good man. I can only imagine what the Buhurt loonies get out of it.
Yeah I think it’s time for another Skyrim playthrough, maybe I’ll revamp the old PC for new stuff after the crash
Guys, I think I found the guy in the meme
DoubleDongle@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Between here, Reddit, Twitter, & Instagram, which platform has the most comments that make you go "what's wrong with these people"?
1·1 month agoIn a good way, Bluesky. In a bad way, Reddit.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What will the world look like in the next 10.000 years
1·1 month agoNah my money’s on raccoon people instead
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•The magic time portal has opened and you're being pulled in!
5·2 months agoI like my wife and son, but if I had to go, I’d pick the civilization we call the Minoans in Crete. They had malls that were ancient ruins before the pyramids went up, women in positions of power, tits consistently out, sunny beaches, and IIRC two thousand years of mostly unbroken prosperity. Maybe I’d get to be some eccentric noblewoman’s pet scientist. Maybe I’d just fish for a living in a sleepy village.
Plot twist, they still like each other’s hair
Usually when she won’t say it outright and hopes you.figure it out, she’s afraid to address the issue. Can’t blame someone for not wanting to fix a girl’s anxiety, but society makes a fucking lot of them, so I think it’s worth it to get good at fostering a relationship where she’s comfortable bringing anything up.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are your thoughts on fate/destiny ?
2·2 months agoThe universe is probably deterministic somehow, but seeing it that way is bad for my mental health, and there’s no functional difference between true random and pseudo-random you can’t crack, so I kinda don’t care.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is your favourite hobby and what do you value it for?
4·2 months agoLARP, specifically full-contact. It’s a craft-heavy environment where you can smash people with a stick and get beat on yourself, then drink roughly four to eighteen beers by a fire. It’s got crafts, catharsis, sports, partying, camping, and shenanigans built in.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Nvidia finally reveals what controls devs actually have for DLSS 5, and don't worry folks, there are TWO main sliders to control the AI filterEnglish
411·3 months agoThis shit is corporate oligarchy perfectly replicating the failures of any monarchy or dictatorship. There are like eight guys who think AI should be in everything and even though nobody actually wants this shit it keeps happening anyway.
Not even that. I’m pretty sure domus is conjugated in a way that doesn’t fit in the sentence at all. I don’t know how to express the error faithfully in English, but “Romanses are going. House.” might be the closest I can put it.
It’s “Romans go home” in shitty Latin that’s wrong in about one to three ways from what little I can remember.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You are given the notebook from Death Note and are time travelled to a time of your choosing, as long as it is more than 150 years ago. What do you do/who do you kill?
29·3 months agoI have a special and unique hatred for Diego de Landa, burner of the Mayan books. I would remove him and as many of his associates as possible from history.
At this point consoles are just locked-up PCs. There’s nothing left for them.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How much should I spend on an engagement ring?
3·3 months agoLess than a hundred bucks unless someone’s kinda shallow

I think they’re annoying to look at and I have never felt the need to use them to communicate. I think that people who use a lot of emojis are usually stupid.