Close enough

Why am I in this photo?

Dang I just learned I need to switch to Ubuntu

Is Ubuntu thicc?

Duodecimal clock > this. See you at B:00

I never used to tell people to install linux but I’m now convinced the correct response to windows complaints is to salt the wounds of windows users.

Everybody should be salting the wounds of microsoft users until microsoft stops enshittifying everything it can reach or buy.

Ok but have you tried linux?

Looks like a pentagon on one side and hexagon on the other, aka soccerball pattern. I would be very surprised if the volumes don’t work out close enough just approximating them with [average area of ends] x [length]

Hell yeah

And a team of 20 black girls who solved all their math problems

My Choconanas will take the world by storm

I have a sudden inspiration for a new gmo food.

Tesla drivers have the highest accident rates. There’s already thousands of civil lawsuits. They should have prosecuted him years ago.

Tesla has the highest accident rate per driver for a reason. FSD has routinely plowed into children, emergency vehicles etc. Theres a number of lawsuits against them around the world.

Other companies have implemented these more limited systems (that often include better sensors such as lidar) not because they can’t do it but rather because they are more cautious about brazenly lying to people about the capabilities of their system.

Full Self Driving, the name of the feature is literally a lie. Its used all over in the marketing for the vehicle. Most car companies call comparable features “driving assistance” or “lane control” etc.

Except the problem here is Tesla is lying about a product to encourage people to use it illegally and unsafely. At some point there’s extra deaths to blame solely on tesla’s lies.

Intentionally breaking laws sounds like something that should be prosecuted.

If you name your wifi “epstein files” the feds can’t see it.

I think I’ve seen “FBI Van” at an old apartment I used to live

I think people are leaving out purring and kneading as behavior. Both are kitten behaviors. Suggesting to humans they click into “kitten mode”