My Choconanas will take the world by storm

I have a sudden inspiration for a new gmo food.

Tesla drivers have the highest accident rates. There’s already thousands of civil lawsuits. They should have prosecuted him years ago.

Tesla has the highest accident rate per driver for a reason. FSD has routinely plowed into children, emergency vehicles etc. Theres a number of lawsuits against them around the world.

Other companies have implemented these more limited systems (that often include better sensors such as lidar) not because they can’t do it but rather because they are more cautious about brazenly lying to people about the capabilities of their system.

Full Self Driving, the name of the feature is literally a lie. Its used all over in the marketing for the vehicle. Most car companies call comparable features “driving assistance” or “lane control” etc.

Except the problem here is Tesla is lying about a product to encourage people to use it illegally and unsafely. At some point there’s extra deaths to blame solely on tesla’s lies.

Intentionally breaking laws sounds like something that should be prosecuted.

If you name your wifi “epstein files” the feds can’t see it.

I think I’ve seen “FBI Van” at an old apartment I used to live

I think people are leaving out purring and kneading as behavior. Both are kitten behaviors. Suggesting to humans they click into “kitten mode”

Because you’re his big bald kitten

The particle is a neutron star

Make America Great [Depression] Again!

This guy needs to jack off more.

Cheat on all the tests and bribe the professors and you’re still a doctor.

Heck yeah

That’s actually the real lesson from the experiment. The detectors impart a small but real energy barrier and change the distribution pattern of the electron

Basically if you hold up a ruler to something human scale it doesn’t effect the thing your measuring much. But when you are trying to measure a basketball with something the size of a gymnasium you have to really launch that fucking basketball to open a door and the door has a very noticeable affect on the trajectory of the ball.

Tech CEO’s need to be [Luigi]'d

I don’t even think whoever made this uses linux; Linux is by far the gayest OS

West Coast, hell yeah.