I believe this belongs under shitpost rather than memes but still funny as hell either way

Try not to run your face through any filters in the parking lot!

grabs you by the throat BACK THE FUCK OFF???

I have no butthole, yet I must shit? Isn’t that the scifi book?

It ain’t eezy bein cheezy

Are the plants growing? Are they in water? Your honor, no further questions

I’m a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. OOO OOO

I have no friends and I must meme

Fuck me, this is precious

Oh yah, it’s a Radisson so it’s pritty guud. It’s got da troo coat

A lot actually. Boxing, motorcycling (riding and fixing) , mycology, oil painting, and lots and lots of books. But turns out that was more symptomatic of bipolar 2 lol

You need a hobby when getting sober more than anything. When you get sober you are bored shitless. Seriously I didn’t know what bored meant until getting clean

The movie is Touch of Evil (1958). Watch it today, it’s superb

The ooooooool dick twist!

Leave him be. They’re like spider bros, they help take care of much worse insects and anthropods in the house

Grippy socks, grippy box 😉

I mean, you don’t to wait for a witch to turn you into a garbage truck driver. You can just apply for the job. Go on. Go vibe

Mournhold: city of Light, city of femboys

OK but link it

And then you secretly hope that it’s true so they see you and think you are perfect and then fall in love with you