I’m not using it at all.

That’s probably classified as wrong by AI execs.

The planet would enter a permanent snowball earth phase.

I would grab Ceres and ram it into the Earth.

Both claims are true.

Oh, so I’m probably safe.

I don’t do mainstream social media, and I don’t answer phone calls, texts, or emails from unknown sources.

Mama told me not to talk to strangers, and I took that into the digital age.

That’s it, I’m petitioning the Army to let me have my M203 back.

That’s gotta be in Australia…

Apt has super cow powers…

I jave a picture of me standing under Delicate Arch in Utah. I look so tiny next to that huge arch.

Yeah, that happens sometimes.

This is excellent advice.

Hopefully, my senator will die. I got nothing but a bottle of champagne waiting for the news.

I’ll take as many pigs with me as I can.

I haven’t noticed on Tubular.

Communism or socialism.

Honestly, capitalism.

The whole damn consume consume consume mindset. The idea that things are discarded instead of being repaired or properly recycled.

Probably not.

Yeah, I guarantee the people who collect it will also have a sizeable collection of nazi memorabilia too.

I had one growing up on a farm. We had to cut the large turds up so the septic system could handle them.

I think farm life and the military have put me in much the same situation.